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To the tune: Mister Sandman

Mr. WaMu give me a loan
I wanna use it to buy me a home
Give me a rate that I will faint over
And make me think that I am in tall clover
Mister WaMu I'm on the street
I had a margin call I couldn't meet
I had invested in stock tips from this guy
How was I to know his recs would just not fly
So please make me not the streets to roam
Mister WaMu give me a loan

: Þ WOOT!

Raggmopp


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