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My better half is a labor and delivery nurse. There have been time when she came home after a bad day and announced,

"I'm on the pill, you're wearing a condom, the couch is over there, and don't even think about taking matters into your own hands. I don't want there to be even a possibility of babymaking"

Cheers and good birth control,
Nuclear Redneck
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