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My {christian} SIL accused me of wanting to have sex with her when I gave her a real hug.

Amazing how warped some theists are.

I'd almost certainly get myself in trouble in that situation. First two responses that came to my mind were:

"Don't flatter yourself, dear."


"We'd have to wait until he dies because I wouldn't want to hurt him."

1poorguy (not very diplomatic)
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