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I went to the doctor this week for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I said.
The nurse put me on the scales.
It turns out that I weight 165.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I said.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measures 5' 1".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed,

"When I came in here
I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

Kathy : )
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