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I went to the doctor this week for my yearly physical.The nurse starts with certain basic items."How much do you weigh?" she asks."115," I said.The nurse put me on the scales.It turns out that I weight 165.The nurse asks, "Your height?""5 foot 8," I said.The nurse checks and sees that I only measures 5' 1".She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high."Of course it's high!" I screamed,"When I came in hereI was tall and slender!Now I'm short and fat!"Kathy : )
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