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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

(Borrowed from Facebook. Please don't say I'm picking on blondes.)
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Why is this in all caps?

Also should be in the humor and urban legends board.
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It's in all caps because the source is in all caps.

I've regarded this board as a social board. I was not aware it had rules.

Perhaps it should have been posted on the Geezer board.

Feel free to post it on the Humor and Urban Legends board if you wish.
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One of the primary joys of retirement is that you do not need to
worry a great deal if you are in the wrong place or are in a place at the
wrong time or if you find yourself not dressed appropriately for an event.

Rules? - shmules!

Howie52

There are always people around who will tell you the error of your ways.
That is fine and just - and does not make a hill of beans difference.

BTW - have you ever seen a hill of beans?
I once saw a truck load of soy beans spill over a highway in California's central valley.
There was nothing insignificant about the result.
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SP could have made tofu burgers after shoveling up those beans.....think of the savings! :)
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"SP could have made tofu burgers after shoveling up those beans.....think of the savings! :) "
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That would have been a massive number of anti-burgers.

If you send a Five Guy's franchise into a black hole would you go Beyond Meat?
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The name would change to One Guy burgers and fries.....all you can eat for a dollar. :)
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It's in all caps because the source is in all caps.

Stick it in a word processing program. Convert case. I can do it in less than 1 minute with Word.

PSU
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"It's in all caps because the source is in all caps.

Stick it in a word processing program. Convert case. I can do it in less than 1 minute with Word.

PSU "

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Why do you dislike sharing posts with folks who have hearing difficulties?
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