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A family of three were vacationing in Brazil; Mom, Dad, and a five year old son. It just so happened that they went to a nude beach.

Mom, exhausted from the days before, had just settled down to do some sun bathing when the little boy came running up,

"mommy mommy mommy, I just saw a woman whose boobies are waaaaaay bigger than yours."

"That's nice dear, you know the bigger they are, the dumber she is."

That seemed to settle the little guy, who went running off to play in the sand. Mom sipped her Piña Colada and relaxed. Several minutes later she was disturbed again.

"mommy mommy mommy, I just saw a man whose wee wee is way bigger than daddy's."

She looked around, but then just said "you know, the bigger it is, the dumber he is."

So the little boy ran off, and the woman finally had some peace and quiet. She bathed in the sun and read her copy of Lady Chatterly's Lover, imagining herself as the protagonist. When all of a sudden the little boy came running up again,

"mommy mommy mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the stuuuuupidest woman I ever saw, and the more he talked to her, the dumber HE got!"
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