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Waffle is proudly striding down the streets of NYC with a jaunty new cap and a brand new silk bowtie

Waffle: I can't believe I finally paid off that credit card. It was a thorn in my side for so long! I feel so great about it. I'm going to head over to the bank again, just to check my statement and see the zero balance!

Waffle skips up the stairs into Household Bank and asks for his statement. His smile falls to a scowl.

Waffle: What's going on? I just paid this off! This statement says $1400!

Teller: I'm sorry sir but you didn't pay that off. I'm showing the $1400 went to a credit card for Pokey A. Pokester.

Waffle: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Teller: Let me get our manager.

Joeyboxadonuts walks out in a black suit, top hat, and a curly black moustache.

Joeyboxadonuts: YeeeEEESSSS?

Waffle: You applied my payment to the wrong account!

Joeyboxdonuts: I beg to differ sir. We took a poll and no one actually believed you could get it together and pay off this card. Pokey said the money was hers, so obviously we believed her.

Waffle: I came in here and gave YOU the money MYSELF!

Joeyboxadonuts: Teller Twitty, would you come here?

Twitty: Yeah, that money is Pokey's. Why would she lie? She used to work here.

Waffle: GODDAMMIT!!!!

Pokey saunters into the bank with her new iPod shuffle and a Prada bag.

Pokey: Oh, hey Waffle!

Waffle: WHAT.DID.YOU.DO?

Pokey: What I always do. You seem to enjoy it when it's at someone else's expense.

Waffle: I HATE YOU WITH THE WHITE HOT BURNING HATE OF A THOUSAND SUNS AND MY BURNING PENIS!

Pokey: Whatever. Hey! Did you hear that Sarakula banged Erik and then sent him packing?

Waffle: You're kidding? That's freaking awesome.

THE END
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OK, we're not fighting anymore.
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marry me.
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marry me.

OK. We can live off of Waffle's bank deposits.
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51 recs, your nearly as popular as I am

Uni <vixen of misery>
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