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Tonight on "Oh, That Waffle": The Big Date. Special Guest Star: Redsavina!

Waffle skips up the stairs to wearing a fedora and holding a bunch of daisies. A lovely young lady opens the door...


Waffle: Why hello, my lady! I have come to squire you to the concert of Ms. Ani DiFranco!

Princess Buttercup: Oh Waffle! You are so thoughtful and charming!

The two peck on the lips, link arms, and are off!

Waffle: Whoa. Look at all these chicks making out and I've never seen such a lack of bras in my life! Have we stumbled upon some sort of utopia?

Princess Buttercup: Oh, Waffle you're silly!

Waffle: No, I'm serious. I am so turned on right now. Let's do it.

Princess Buttercup: WAFFLE! NO! I'm not even drunk yet!

Waffle: Whoa. It's Redsavina. What are you doing here?

Redsavina: I just had to see what kind of specimens come to see Ani DiFranco. I mean, I am a hippie feminist chick who shops at Co-ops and used to work at a college radio station AND I wouldn't even listen to this crap. I've got go. Mr. Red is in the car and I'm afraid one of these braless chicks will try and bathe him in Patchouli.

Waffle: Hey! Where did Princess Buttercup go?

We see Princess Buttercup lying on a picnic blanket being fed grapes by a big burly woman in a flannel shirt. Her bra has been thrown across the blanket and her hair is now braided with flowers.

Waffle: OH NO! Come on sweetie let's get you home!

Princess Buttercup: NO. I like it here. I like Ani DiFranco and I like my new friend Esther! I'm sorry Waffle this just wasn't meant to be.

Kaellner runs up wearing a Mr. Roger's style sweater and smoking a pipe

Kaellner: I TOLD YOU SO!

THE END





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