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This episode of "Oh, That Waffle" contains images that may be disturbing for young children.

Pan in on the Bellagio poolside. A large group is talking in hushed tones

Waffle: Hey guys! What's going on?

A large hush falls over the crowd, and the camera pans up from Waffles feet to his head, revealing highwater pants, rainbow suspenders, a red bowtie, and a fedora. A banjo is jauntily slung over his shoulder.

Pokey: Um, Oh, hey Waffle. How's it going buddy? Can you sit down a sec?

Waffle: Sure, but only for a sec. I have to start making my rounds of the casinos. You know, strut my stuff for the ladies.

PS: Yeah, Waffle, that's kind of what we wanted to talk to you about.

Waffle: What do you mean?

LCK: Look, the outfit is not working. Not at all. You look like Orville Redenbacher.

Waffle crushed: Wh-what?

Pokey: We tried to tell you it was a bad idea, but you wouldn't listen.

Joey: Hey, I still say he looks okay...

Group: SHUT UP!

Uncle mick strolls in smoking a pipe in a shamrock sweater, he flashes a toothy grin and winks at the camera.


Mick: HEY EVERYBODY! Waffle, I heard about what's going on, and I had to make a special trip to speak to you. This can't go on any longer. It's certainly okay to listen to Joey when he gives you advice about real estate and investing, but not clothing. You understand?

Waffle sniffling: Yeah, I mean I guess I knew this look wasn't really working, but I was getting a little desperate. I'm so ashamed.

Waffle whips off the fedora and bowtie, and then throws the banjo into the pool!

Waffle: I'M BACK, BABY!

Two bikini babes run up and start dancing with Waffle

The entire group laughs and shaking their heads lament: Oh, that Waffle!
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