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kilt am dress what man ware
to show him harry legs
can stand and pee zipper free
wif thighs what shaped like kegs

kilt am long ish down on knee
can cover snake of lots
but tyrone snake play peek a boo
no black man am a scots

just white boy ware the dresses
of checkers and of plad
and family portrate am confusing
which one in dress is dad

to school or prom in kilt is bad
send boy to him abode
cause girls will laf at snakey dance
but you call it the dress code
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