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One day as confessions were on in church the priest comes out of
the confession box and asks the young man sweeping the floor to act
as a priest for a minutes as he really needs to relieve himself. The
priest tells him there is a chart of penance on the wall inside, so the
young man agrees.

The first person enters to confess and says "Forgive me father for I
have sinned. I stole some food from the supermarket." "You will be
forgiven",replies the young man. He looks at the chart and says "10
Hail Mary's for your sins."

The second person enters to confess and says "Forgive me father. I
lied to my mother yesterday" The young man looks for lying on the
chart and says "You will be forgiven. Say 20 Hail Mary's for your

The third person then enters and says "Forgive me father for I have
sinned. The postman called in last week and I gave him a b***-j**."The young man looks at the chart but doesn't see bl*w-j*b on it. He
opens the door and calls over one of the alter boys. "What does the
priest give for blowjobs?" he asks. The young boy replies "A can of
coke and a mars bar"

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