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One quick question, Is a civil enngineer an engineer that is very polite! (~:



No, civil engineer is an oxymoron - a Civil Engineer is an engineer that designs targets....

That kind of engineer is God?

Four engineers were sitting around one day trying to figure out who designed the human body. The first says "I think God is a Mechanical Engineer because of all the joints and muscle and sense of balance."
The other three nod their heads and say, "Yeah, could be."

The second says "I think God is an Electrical Engineer because of the nervous system and neural network."
The other three nod their heads and say, "Yeah, could be."

The third says "I think God is a Chemical Engineer because of hormonal balances and metabolism."
The other three nod their heads and say, "Yeah, could be."

The fourth snaps his fingers and shouts out "I know, God HAS to be a Civil engineer!"
The other three ask, "Why?"
"Well," he says, "who else would put a sewage treatment plant through a recreational area!"
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