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Or could it be The Feste Award winner is normally three-sheets to the winds and TMF is worried he/she will write an acceptance speech comprised of, “Yes, I'll have another, thank you,” and ask for directions to the nearest washroom and miss the ceremony?


Yeah, sorry 'bout that, I got lost comin' back from the washroom and couldn't find my way back to the 'Net. BTW, I'll have another, please.

Conjecture can run rampant.

Not any more. I lost control of the truck in the last storm and ran Conjecture over...but don't tell anyone though, I didn't stop.

We'll have to make a pool and put bets on the date.

We gotta bring a date to the awards banquet? Hmmm...I better sit this one out...I don't think the DW wouldn't like that very much.

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