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Perhaps you should become an Earl. Or a Duke. Or a Duke of Earl.


I don't like "Earl" because the only people I ever knew named Earl were gross fat old men. And "Duke" was the name of my grandmother's mongrel dog whom she had to banish to the outdoors permanently because he peed all over her furniture and couldn't be trained.
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