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From earlier today. The names have been changed to conceal the guilty.

"Hello, Mrs. Smith. This is jiml8 calling to do a residence verification of Jane Jones who lives at your property at 123 W. Mystreet."


"Are you the owner of the property?"

"Yes, I am."

"Could you tell me how long Ms. Jones has lived there?"

"Oh, about three years."

"Is she on a lease?"

"No, month to month."

"Has she given notice that she is moving?"

"Yes, she has."

"Could you tell me what her rent is, please?"

"$400 per month."

"Does she have any pets?"


"Has she taken care of the property? Do you have any complaints?"

"She is a good tenant."

"Have you ever issued her an eviction notice? "


"Would you rent to her again?"

"Oh, my yes."

"Thank you for you time, Mrs. Smith. I just have one more question. Would that be OK?"


"Well, ma'am, according to our records, the house at 123 W. Mystreet is owned by John Doe. Right before I called you, I spoke with Mr. Doe, and he confirmed that he is the owner and he doesn't know who you are. Also, upon checking our records, I see that you have been evicted by Mr. Wilson and by Mr. Smythe at different times from two different properties. Would you care to comment on this?"


I guess she didn't want to comment. Be careful out there.
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