"troops in harm's way"
"lower capital gains taxes grow the economy"
shampoo my crotch
socialist agendaThis is sooooo ______Wanna come with? (Use your effing pronouns!!!!)Agree. (See above)Understand. (See above)
6: DarwinistOh dog yes. It doesn't mean what they think it means. Of course, neither does evolution.
"my bad""ya know what I mean?""so anyways ...""you busy?""got a sec?"
"No problem" (instead of "You're welcome")
I hate that phrase.
"Than" when the writer/speaker means "then.""Then" when the writer/speaker means "than."Chili
'Not a problem' is even worse.
bromanceIshtar(apparently lots of C's guy friends are having bromances)
"Target Operating Model""Synergies"-jacalyn
"take our country back"
"take our country back" Gods, yes!Ishtar
"first and foremost""I took it upon myself"peace & phrasingt
the thread is 'phrases I am sick of hearing'Goofy said "fail" which is presumably a word he is sick of hearing.RJ said "why" as though he thought Goofy was commenting on his thread generally, rather than adding something which was on-topic.So I said 'whoosh'Does that help?
Sorry. Since I used quotation marks, I'll correct myself. RJ said "How so?"
the thread is 'phrases I am sick of hearing'Goofy said "fail" which is presumably a word he is sick of hearing.RJ said "why" as though he thought Goofy was commenting on his thread generally, rather than adding something which was on-topic.So I said 'whoosh'Does that help? ============================LOL,I thought it was because you were tired of hearing it, since you thought of the times it was referring to you. I thought it was a good one, since too many times it refers to me.I thought Goofy's "fail" was in response to "take our country back" that it was not a Phrase he was tired of hearing, which didn't seem to fit with what I know about goofy.Now that I think about it, I think the "Fail" was just a word he's sick of hearing, like you said. So this time I guess the whoosh is on me.Jean
"at the end of the day"
Wait staff: "What can I grab for you?" "Are you still working on that?"Corporate speak types: "push back"
"are you busy?"No, bich, but I am trying to read my kindle so go back to your desk and email me what you need so I can work on it when I finish this chapter.Some people just have no social etiquette at all.
Corporate speak..."reach out"
Corporate speak..."reach out" Oh dog, I know someone who uses this all the time. Drives me nuts.
Menus with a 'famous' dish on them. If it was really famous, you wouldn't have to tell me.
"to be honest with you"No, please, lie to me. I'd rather hear that.
"I'm just talking out loud"Um, yes, that's what "talking" means. Perhaps you meant you were *thinking* out loud?Frydaze1
"could care less"I have to bite my tongue every time BFF says it. And now, I'm hearing it everywhere else.But, really, I couldn't care less, except it doesn't make any sense, and that drives me nuts. :PIshtar
"It is what it is"DizChick
Siht's gettin real.
So much this.
I'm fighting for my life, herepeace & no, you are in a reality cooking showt
. . . especially in THIS economy.
First World Problemspeace & not in danger of experiencing anesthesia -free-trepanning in the desertt
First World ProblemsI am actually quite fond of this one, when used in the meme context.
Blah blah is "increasing exponentially".Like "school shootings are increasing exponentially."And "debt is increasing exponentially."I'll do the math for you; no it isn't.
You don't know what I've been through/ After everything I've been through.peace & not an excuset
So, this happened.
"bio-break" Gaming a lot, are you?Minxie
Gaming a lot, are you?MinxieChilispouse and his tracking/racing buddies use that phrase. I decided it has something to do with testosterone.Chilialso thinks it's silly
Chilispouse and his tracking/racing buddies use that phrase. I decided it has something to do with testosterone.Not so much, no. It's considered a polite way to say, "I need to pee (stretch, etc.)" when playing video games with other people in my experience (raiding full-time in WoW.)Since half my raid team was female, I don't think it has to do with testosterone levels. :-)Minxie
Well this is what my new company calls a pee break.Annoying.
Well this is what my new company calls a pee break.I hear this in work meetings too. Very annoying.Can't you just say "break" instead of being cutsie & alliterative? Most people are going to rush off to check email, etc.I am tempted to say "I don't need a 'bio break' but it would be good to have a chance to check my messages."
Well this is what my new company calls a pee break.I hear this in work meetings too. Very annoying.Can't you just say "break" instead of being cutsie & alliterative? Most people are going to rush off to check email, etc.I am tempted to say "I don't need a 'bio break' but it would be good to have a chance to check my messages." Once in a very long client meeting, when the 'bio-break' request was made, someone said "You all can drive the breaks - I'm a camel, I can go all day!"I always thought a camel didn't need much water to drink, not that a camel didn't make much water.
"Ice bucket challenge"
"My remarks were taken out of context."
You need to take ownership of this.
"from a ____ perspective"
Sick, as in, this is a sick beat.
You need to take ownership of this.I heard that one yesterday.
"identifies as"peace & taking ownership of one's sexualityt
Let me be clear.
everyone is a "hero"
Look at the relationship holistically
Single. Word. Sentences.
Hoorah.-->> Unless said by an actual Marine doing actual Marine things.
Hoorah.-->> Unless said by an actual Marine doing actual Marine things. Technically, Marines say, "Ooh-rah!" :-)MinxieMarine
Technically, Marines say, "Ooh-rah!" :-)MinxieMarine Thanks! See, I couldn't even tell what the wannabes are saying.Have a few cow-orkers who say that when meeting with military folks (all types, not just Marines) -- said cow-orkers are not former military, so it comes across as really dorky (not in a good dorky way).
Huzzah!Every time I hear you say this, I immediately peg you as some medieval dressing up type person and I immediately think less of you.Woop! Woop!If you are over 15, you are too old to be a Juggalo. Let it go already.
... journey ...peace & unless there is an actual trip involvedt
Have a few cow-orkers who say that when meeting with military folks (all types, not just Marines) -- said cow-orkers are not former military, so it comes across as really dorky (not in a good dorky way). Yeah, people who don't know smush together the Marines' saying, "Ooh-rah!" and the Army saying, "Hooaa!" (or something like that.) :-)Minxie
"peace & unless there is an actual trip involved"How about a song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73oO2XA_ihkPSThe album this is on (Time Fades Away) STILL isn't available on CD or ITunes.
"Elf on the Shelf"peace & seasonalR
Say "hi" for me!No.
I'm a _________ junkie.
It's going to "pop"peace & not sodat
I am so "OCD" or "Bipolar" or "Schitzo" or "insert serious mental illness used as hyperbole/humor".
I am so "OCD" or "Bipolar" or "Schitzo" or "insert serious mental illness used as hyperbole/humor". Some people are OCD and do use it as humor.PSUOCD since 1902
Giving back to the community.
It's not a race issue
Spilled the beans.
Shampoo my crotch.
Jesus is the reason for the season.**Not necessarily for the actual message but usually the smug, self righteous way it is said by the smug, self-righteous pronouncers.
DeltaAs in "I and too stupid to realize that 'change' is a one syllable word, so I will use the two syllable word 'delta' in its place."
DeltaAs in "I and too stupid to realize that 'change' is a one syllable word, so I will use the two syllable word 'delta' in its place." That just means the speaker took a college math or chemistry class.
If P = price, then isn't it faster to say "delta P" as opposed to "the change in price"?Also, when making the progression to calculus, the deltas make more sense in that transition, because they become the little d's you always see, e.g. dP/dT.
If P = price, then isn't it faster to say "delta P" as opposed to "the change in price"?Yes except they never say that. It is always "what's the delta" or "have you you calculated the delta."It doesn't make you look educated. It just makes you look like a doosh.Hey! d = doosh!
Life hack. Now there are 'food hacks'.
All the hacks: life hack, food hack, diet hack, design hack, clothes hack, shopping hacks, etc.
What about actual software hacks?
What about actual software hacks? Never heard of it.
Love me some ________
autocorrect did thatNO- no it did not.auto complete, maybepredictive text, possiblyweird swype, in the runningbut not autocorrectpeace & corfu begonia*t* i once swyped and sent that phrase.No, no, I do not remember what I was really trying to write
peace & corfu begonia"corfu begonia" would be a great name for a band.
"corfu begonia" would be a great name for a band. They sold out after their first album.
office (as a verb)as in:RJ will office from OKC but support the company in Timbuktu ...peace & STOP ITt
*reveals*So & so reveals that he has tuberculosis/cancer/a new car ...peace & sweeping black capest
. . . like a li'l bitch.
I like the new job so far, but I'm hearing a lot of the following:We need to levelset our expectations.Best practices.Breakout session.Leverage that resource (as opposed to merely using that resource).
Here is my ask.Here is the takeaway.
_______ be like ________
Everything is "dropping" these days. For example, "The new album drops tomorrow." Or "He really dropped some knowledge on those guys." Or "We dropped some truth on those idiots."And I'm not sure what a "mic drop moment" is, or why someone would want to deliberately drop a microphone. Those things are expensive. But I'm seeing "<drops mic>" used a lot these days. Makes me want to drop some Acid.
One of Mrs whafa's friends used to joke that after she dropped it like it was hot, she couldn't pick it back up again.
*adulting*peace & not a verbt
*adulting*peace & not a verbNEVER heard this one. Can you use it in context? Is it the opposite of "kidding"? 80
NEVER heard this one. Can you use it in context?I filed my taxes, I am done adulting for the day...I drink coffee, because adulting is hard...peace & shuddert
Adulting IS hard, t!!! :-PMinxie
This is apparently a pet word of our new 20-something tenants:"Look at us, all adulting and everything..."...note also the noun used as a modifier of the made-up verb...Lauragah
Adulting is a word invented by those unlikely to be such. Flavored with an oxymoron-hint, but juxtaposing user and the word, not two sentence elements.LakeDog
I use "adulting" (and many other made-up fun words) and sometimes pepper my written and spoken phrases with silly teenspeak (e.g. "I was all") ironically but sparingly.I'm not sorry and won't stop but hope tconi and elQu will still be my friends if I try not to do that around them.
"Effect" used as a verb."She is effecting change in the organization.""This is effecting the bottom line."
"She is effecting change in the organization."This is grammatically correct. "Effect" is most often used as a noun, but its use as a verb is also fine."This is effecting the bottom line."Should be "affecting."
"She is effecting change in the organization.""This is effecting the bottom line."I first read "effecting" as "effing"Whoops!
Ride or Die.Sass
It's a process.As in we know you have been charged the incorrect price. We are working to correct that, but you have to realize "It's a process" and it's going to take some time.<eyeroll>
It's a process.Amen to that!When my brother was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer late last summer and it was clear that he wouldn't live more than maybe 3 months (made it 2 1/2), my longtime PhD psychologist friend took it upon herself to repeatedly tell me how to deal with it. Almost every other sentence had "it's a process" in it. I finally had to tell her, unfortunately by that time it was through gritted teeth, "please do not use that phrase ever again."Chili
"This."So Much ^^^ THIS.peace & thist
"I can't even."
That moment when
Hillary's e-mail server
Unpack, as in, let me unpack this argument.No, why don't you just explain it instead of pretending it's a physical product in a box.
workshop (as a verb)peace & workt
DeltaAs in "I and too stupid to realize that 'change' is a one syllable word, so I will use the two syllable word 'delta' in its place." I heard it again today. I attended a division meeting today to see if they were going to be hiring, and also because two of the big bosses came out from the mothership. The head of the entire division was talking about pricing pressure from our competitors (which is unheard of as far as I knew), and I asked her what the pricing breakdown was from the competition.She said, "The delta is not in the product pricing; the delta is in the lack of service they are offering." She went on to talk about some heinous examples of competitors not having employees who could have even basic product discussions. It was a good answer, but I had to restrain myself from reacting when I heard the word.Someone else chimed in with 'value-added' and 'thought leadership', which I'm also getting sick of hearing.
DeltaMy new company is really big on deltas. So much so that I actually programmed my excel to change the word "delta" to ?.I've gotten more than one request to teach people how to do this.
well, that ? was supposed to be a delta symbol. I guess stoopid TMF can't handle it.
Here's the ?
Well, sheeeeeit it shows up in preview, but not when posted.
"let's unpack that"peace & it's not luggaget
Beat you to it a few back.
long story shortCosmos
of course you did ...peace & unpacking my feelings about thatt
"of course you did ... "The Roger Moore James Bond character uses that phrase a lot in the movies.
There was a delta of almost two months.
I heard another one last week from a manager of another department:"It helps me with decisioning."
"It helps me with decisioning." Wow. Somewhere an English teacher just lost her wings.
Not work-related, but on CBS's NFL coverage today:"...it helps with interpretating the results...Laura
Surrogatepeace & supporterst
Five Thirty Eight
I heard another one last week from a manager of another department:"It helps me with decisioning." I heard a couple of others from him yesterday:"There might be more information that we need to undercover.""Hopefully we can find the remainding info."
Long ago:Boss breezed into a Monday staff meeting after our crews were out working at our company's mobile marketing location at Atlanta Olympics and said, "OK, folks, tell all about it. Debunk me."Chili
Apparently basic English grammar is an impediment to being promoted.
"It helps me with decisioning." Wow. Somewhere an English teacher just lost her wings.Wow. Somewhere an English teacher just lost her red pencil.Fixed that for you. :-)Minxie
This is my Go-To.
This is - unpresidented.
It's a word, not a phrase, but I'm tired of hearing utilized instead of used, or utilizes instead of uses.Cosmos
Alternate Factspeace & fictiont
Buckets As in, categories or accounts.
The latest and greatest
weather-aware You must feel strongly about that one.
"On my heart", as in "God put it on my heart to drink the orange koolaid because the United States is a Christian nation."Sass
"On my heart"This is a new one to me, and living in the Deep South (tm) I would think one like that would have traveled here. I know "bless your heart", of course, which makes me smile because it means both "I feel sorry for you" and "you're an idiot". examples:"My son had a little too much to drink and ran smack dab into a tree, totaled his car!""Bless his heart""I have SEVEN children under the age of 16""Bless your heart"
The "on my heart" nonsense is something I've just been hearing in the last year.It seems to be used in a connection with some decision one has either prayed about, or one which has been communicated to the person directly by God.I hear it a lot, from adults of all ages, and I don't ever go to church, so it is something I hear just out and about.Sass (in Texas)
Religious fanatacism is just off the charts lately, regardless of the religion in question.
Warrior.Prayer warrior. Social Justice Warrior. Everybody's a forking warrior these days. Siht. You're not a warrior unless you kill people in hand-to-hand combat.
Maybe I should change my title from LBYM Emperor to LBYM Warrior.
The Warriors was a pretty good cheesy B-grade movie from 1979. Worth renting on Netflix. Great Joe Walsh soundtrack at the end "In The City". Minor spoiler: A street gang gets falsely accused of murder. They have to "fight their way back home" to Cony Island. Competing street gangs all have "themes" like all dressing up as baseball players or whatnot. Total cult classic."Warriors...come out to PLAY-AY"But I digress....I love that Joe Walsh song. In other news my husband was awarded "employee of the month" today. He doesn't work at a fast food joint, this is as a senior level engineer at a Fortune-500 corporation. He thinks it's kind of funny. Getting a good parking spot is supposed to inspire him to work harder. He already works about 12 hours a day. We're just shaking our heads and going "whatever".
Prayer warrior. Social Justice Warrior. Everybody's a forking warrior these days.My daughter's comment: Why can't you be a Social Justice Cleric or a Social Justice Thief?
This pretty much covers it:https://www.ft.com/lucycolumn?mhq5j=e2PS: This is my go-to ______
Gosh darn it, google up "How I lost my 25 year battle against corporate claptrap" in the Financial Times.
*wut*peace & what?t
Circle back."Once I have confirmation, I'll circle back with you."Then there was the upper level manager who sits near me, who called someone back to say she was "circling the wagons." Um, no.
Listen to your body,in medical or diet-related discussions.
When I listen to my body I mostly hear farts.
Paired withEvery bar and snack shack is trying to sound like a gourmet these days.
Up in here.
HarveyKaren in Houston, still waiting for a floor
wait- you're in Houston?I'll be there for work week of April 9- Galleria area.If you want to swing down one evening, I'll buy you a drink and we'll talk about everyone who is here and isn't there.peace & imaginary peopletps- how did I not know this before now, considering I went to Houston 80 times in the last 2 years...
wait- you're in Houston?I'll be there for work week of April 9- Galleria area.If you want to swing down one evening, I'll buy you a drink and we'll talk about everyone who is here and isn't there.Sounds like fun. This will be a first for me--I've never met anyone from the boards.Karen
Sounds like fun. This will be a first for me--I've never met anyone from the boards.Most of us are assholes.
Sounds like fun. This will be a first for me--I've never met anyone from the boards.Most of us are ---holes.If you say so. Karen <dubious/>Note: The Fool won't let me post the message without a little deletion.
Most of us are ---holes.-----If you say so.Karen <dubious/>Note: The Fool won't let me post the message without a little deletion. Even assholes got skillz.
Most of us are assholes.Speak for yourself, asshole.
You didn't get those skills by not being a asshole.
Hold my beer.
IncentivizeThe latest epidemic
Hold my beer.Famous last words.
You got this.
Blessed#blessedWe are so blessed.(etc.)* * * *This word, I do not think it means what you think it means. It needs a social media time-out so everyone can reacquaint themselves with its true definition. Yesterday, a friend said that it's become code for "privileged" and I agree, though you could also substitute "lucky" a lot of the time for better accuracy.And if this is a repeat on this thread, apologies for not paying better attention. [insert predictable joke out not being hashtag-blessed with good reading comprehension skills]
Blessed#blessedWe are so blessed.(etc.)Around here it is synonymous with "religiously arrogant"
Partner, when used as a verb.E.g., We'll be partnering with another department in order to deliver a value-added client experience.Translation: There are now twice as many people to drop the ball.
Living your best life
The only constant is change.