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I was in bed with my new wife last night and we were doing what young married couples do at night, when mid-way through, something happened that had never happened before--it took me by surprise. I suddenly heard this sentence:
"You make me feel like a woman!"
Now, I'm not really sure why I said that.

One thing I found awkward in my school days was Sex Ed. Janitors shouldn't have that nickname.

Be careful what color you re-paint your boomerang. As they say, once you go black...

-n8 (probably findable on youtube, most of the rest pretty off-color groaners some might appreciate)
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