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Point 1: Why it's legal for the government to outlaw "group" marriages.
Because it doesn't discriminate against a class.

....sure it does, it discriminates against the class who wants group marriages.

They're not heterosexual nor homosexual nor bisexual...they're orgysexual.

Point 2: Incest.
Currently brother/sister marriages would meet the definition of one man and one woman. Yet we do not allow those. And no one is saying we should.

Just wondering, does my hot, tight shorts wearing, Britany-look-alike, 18 year old distant cousin count? The genetic overlap is minimal. I've been informed by my scientifically minded friends that the probabilities for offsprings with bucked teeth and recessed foreheads are small to none.

Do I also have to explain how allowing gay marriage won't lead to beastiality... I also have to explain Richard Gere's intimate encounter with a certain type of a cute rodent??

or people wanting to marry their teddy bears?

oh yeah, and inject jealousy into my relationship with my 7 year old niece??
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