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Do not tell JGB!

I will soon be in JGB's neck of the woods, but this is more of a passing-thru thing so I can't stay and tell his kids stories about him. But, that doesn't mean I won't have 10 minutes to swing by his elaborate estate. What should I do whilst I'm there?
Paint all of his grills and smokers pink.
Swap his frozen pork butts for emu.
Put cayenne in his paprika.
Reverse the + and - connections on his Prius.
Tag "Welcome teach JGB" on his garage door.

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