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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:46 AM

Could this be an opportunity

If one door closes and another door opens...
Your house is haunted and you need to run like hell

Yesterday

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:23 PM

Sex frog

A young blonde lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: “Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
Money Back Guarantee!
Comes with complete [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 10:31 AM

He checks on me every day

The only person that calls and checks in on me every day
is the guy from India who wants to discuss my car warranty.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 6:23 AM

Doctors on strike

"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are
as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs."

Mon Feb 17

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:29 PM

Politician visit

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 5:41 AM

Three old ladies had a stroke

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilley were sitting on a park
bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the
park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened [more]

Sun Feb 16

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:48 PM

Valentine's day plan:

1.Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch a movie
4. Dinner for two
5. Regret eating two dinners

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:40 PM

Maxine

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 3:39 PM

Faith healer

During a revival the last week in November in Cheneyville, a little town in south Louisiana, an evangelist was bringing the service to an end. As people were standing in line waiting to tell him their personal problems, he asked each individual what [more]

Sat Feb 15

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:09 AM

Thoughts

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:05 AM

My wife's not speaking to me

She asked if I wanted to know why,
but I told her I trusted her judgment.

Thu Feb 13

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:03 PM

Best game of golf

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle
on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his
first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It [more]

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:51 AM

Dear Mother-in-law

Dear Mother-in-law,
Stop telling me how to raise my kids, I live with one of yours and I've seen your work.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:39 AM

Foxtrot-Foxtrot

The aircraft carrier U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln was finally inching up to the pier at homeport when
the Captain of the ship noticed a sailor on the flight deck gesturing wildly with semaphore flags.
He then noticed an attractive young woman [more]

Wed Feb 12

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 12:09 PM

Two old ladies

Old lady #1...There's something between my boobs that wasn't there when I was young.

Old lady #2...What is it?

Old lady #1....My belly button

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 7:39 AM

Newly comes to the states

Paddy and Maggy Dunn send their son, Neely, from Ireland to the United States to find a job
and build a dream career.

Off Neely sails on a freighter, earning his way across the Atlantic as a deckhand.
Upon arriving in the U.S., [more]

Tue Feb 11

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 9:19 PM

Two types of flu

Apparently there are two types of flu.
The harmless one that kids and women get
and the 'near death' one that men get.

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it409 posted to the Humor and Urban Legends board. 8:54 PM

Thomas Edison

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.
Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation.
Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have [more]

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