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A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically.

The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Isn't it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf, who was waving an American flag, on the roof of a car, while travelling at over 100mph through the center of Fargo, in a blizzard?"

The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: "What was that date again?"
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