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"...And people think I'm the conspiracy nut here!..."

Dear Steve:

LOL!!!! (Respectively).

Wasn't the NSA hacked? The CIA? JPM? Bank of America? Target? Equifax? Smart automobiles? What about the "garage sized back door" common to all CPUs recently discovered?? How long is the list over the past few years? But heavens to Betsy, never the stock market! Never the BLS! They are rock solid! A fortress!

But I admit, that perhaps the false alarms that went out on Hawaii last week, which coincided with similar false alarms in Japan and South Korea, was a mere coincidence. Those could never have happened by hack! no, no, no a thousand time no! All woe to me!

Never the stock market, nor critical data sources! Heaven forgive my loss of faith in the NYSE, NASDAQ, CBOE,... and their servers.

Your thoughtless Fool,

P.S. Sorry for the delayed response. Was offline a few days.
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