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"I'm planning to be a major contributor to the Trump campaign in 2020." - Seattle Pioneer

I'm sure he'll be grateful. Let's face it, if he wins he wins and if he loses he wins. It's good to be rich. If he loses he can go down to Mar A Lago in the winter and golf and play with his grandchildren and in the summer he can head up north and hang out with his rich friends in the Hamptons and go to barbecues.

Donald Trump can't really lose. He's not like regular blokes where if they lose they end up living under a bridge or in a dumpster. He's going to eat good and live in air conditioning and watch big screen TVs and the rest of his life is going to be in comfort. He'll never have to worry about getting a hospital bill he can't pay.

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