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Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Chicago. One satin the windowseat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just beforetakeoff, a cop goton and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.The cop kicked offhis shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in whenthe attorney in thewindow seat said," I think I'll get up and get acoke." "No problem," said the cop, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up thecop's shoe andspat in it. When he returned with the coke, the otherattorney said,"That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the cop obligingly went to fetch it and whilehe was gone, theattorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. Thecop returned andthey all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the planewas landing, thecop slipped his feet into his shoes and knewimmediately what hadhappened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fightingbetween ourprofessions? This hatred? This animosity? Thisspitting in shoes and ...pissing in cokes?"
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