Skip to main content
Update
Non-financial boards have been closed.

Non-financial boards have been closed but will continue to be accessible in read-only form. If you're disappointed, we understand. Thank you for being an active participant in this community. We have more community features in development that we look forward to sharing soon.

Fool.com | The Motley Fool Community
Message Font: Serif | Sans-Serif
 
No. of Recommendations: 29

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Chicago. One sat
in the window
seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff, a cop got
on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.
The cop kicked
off
his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when
the attorney in
the
window seat said," I think I'll get up and get a
coke."
"No problem," said the cop, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the
cop's shoe and
spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other
attorney said,
"That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the cop obligingly went to fetch it and while
he was gone, the
attorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The
cop returned and
they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane
was landing, the
cop slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had
happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting
between our
professions? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and
...
pissing in cokes?"
Print the post  

Announcements

HURL Rules
Relax, laugh and Enjoy Foolishly
What was Your Dumbest Investment?
Share it with us -- and learn from others' stories of flubs.
When Life Gives You Lemons
We all have had hardships and made poor decisions. The important thing is how we respond and grow. Read the story of a Fool who started from nothing, and looks to gain everything.
Contact Us
Contact Customer Service and other Fool departments here.
Work for Fools?
Winner of the Washingtonian great places to work, and Glassdoor #1 Company to Work For 2015! Have access to all of TMF's online and email products for FREE, and be paid for your contributions to TMF! Click the link and start your Fool career.