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Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Chicago. One sat
in the window
seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff, a cop got
on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.
The cop kicked
his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when
the attorney in
window seat said," I think I'll get up and get a
"No problem," said the cop, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the
cop's shoe and
spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other
attorney said,
"That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the cop obligingly went to fetch it and while
he was gone, the
attorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The
cop returned and
they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane
was landing, the
cop slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting
between our
professions? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and
pissing in cokes?"
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