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"Seems like you set a really high bar for your preachers <g>." - 2828

Standard Operating Procedure (S.O.P.) for me when I get stuck listening to a boring preacher. Nod off. It's either that or pretend like I have to use the restroom and then don't come back till the sermon's over. I've been known to walk out the church doors and go for a walk outside. I know about when to show back - approximately when church is supposed to be over. You see I've always got the excuse that my back or hips were bothering me and I could keep sitting up in the pew. I had to "walk it off."

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