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"SP: The bird feeder is hanging from under the roof on the second floor porch. They still manage to claw their way up and hang on. We have a metal roaster pan blocking them now but they jump over it. For some stupid seeds? They have acorns and pine cones all over the place. Stupid." - Vermonter

Buy a pellet rifle at Walmart and shoot the squirrels in the butt. They'll get the message and leave. By the way they are delicious.

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