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"Unless of course I am that Alzheimers patient, in which case I have a separate insurance policy of my own devising. "
What's your policy?

We have a policy, too. Devised after seeing a close relative go through Alzheimer's.

At first onset, we'll develop as terrible sleeping disorder and need strong sleeping pills, prescribed by as many doctors as we can see in a short period of time. It shouldn't take very long to have a large enough supply and take tham all at once. Less messy than driving into a bridge abutment at 100 MPH.

Oddly enough, when we hinted at this with our doctor, she just said to be sure to look up the symptoms so we could accurately describe the neccessary sleep disorder.
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