No. of Recommendations: 3
"Was there ever any doubt that we would roll over Iraq? What ever happened to all those WMDs that we went to stop? Why were we there again? Maybe I can't keep track anymore. We ran out a dictator in a region filled with ruthless dictators. Now what do we do?"

1. Go to DisneyWorld.

2. Build a DisneyWorld-Baghdad

3. Get Haliburton in to preserve the oil fields for the Iraqi people.

4. Buy a SUV

5. Have the feds give big contracts out to fiber optic producers <fingers crossed>

6. Have the feds give an even bigger contract to AOL-TW to help bring this backward area of the world online at a monthly rate. <everything crossed; been an AOL long way too long...>

I'll leave 7 to 10 of this list to others.

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