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Reading between the lines...
Why, all I have to do to get sex is to take her out for a nice, expensive dinner (at Mickey D's), driving MY car (1974 AMC Pacer) and useing MY gas, (siphoned from my neighbor's lawnmower) buy the wine, (Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill) rent the movies (from Goodwill) and I'm in! (provided I remember to take that little pill).

One question. Are you free Saturday night?

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