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reb speculates:
I thought I heard he was moving to Costa Rica?

He'll fit in just fine down here with a lot of the Gringo ex-pat community. I'll introduce him to "King" Richard. Richard wears a tin-foil pyramid hat that he connects to a car battery (he gets some sort of energy meridian enhancement or something out of it).

He practices semen retention. And he gets EDTA pumped into his veins (Kelation therapy?) for a massive heart attack that he had last month because of extremely high blood pressure and astronomically high cholesterol combined with putting small amounts of crack cocaine on his wacky weed joints. Does he take real medication for this? Are you serious <grin>???

His teeth are green and I don't think he believes in showers or baths.

He claims to be a US lawyer, CPA, and God knows what else. Whenever he tries to talk to me, I do what GWM taught me: I do the "neener neener neener" thing.
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