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So who would be the ideal squeeze for our buddy, Alexandria Ocrazyo-Cortez? I'm sure it would be someone who feels as passionately as she that all fossil fuels are the liquid of satan, who firmly believes life as we know it will end in 12 (or whatever) years and will proudly wear the following personal characteristics:

Be a person of color
Speak English as a second language
Crushed by student loan debt
Have a striking resemblance to Che Guevara
A survivor of poverty of a single parent who never earned more than minimum wage
An atheist or disciple of the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

But alas, no such characteristics are born by her beau, whose personal characteristics that proved to be irresistible to AOC are:

Milky white skin, freckles and flaming red hair (at least until he underwent a recent makeover)
Born in Arizona to a wealthy family
Zero student loans
Formed a private company and member of the American Enterprise
A Christian

What does this mean of Ocrazyo-Cortez?

She's going to burn in new progressive far left liberal hell for this!

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