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Rule 1 - Don't post here. Ever.
Rule 2 - Never violate Rule 1.
Rule 3 - Violate Rules 1 and 2 at your peril.
Rule 4 - Memorize Rules 1, 2 and 3.
Rule 5 - If you disregard Rules 1-4 and post, prepare for my wrath.
Rule 6 - No excuses. You know the rules. You break the rules, you pay the price.
Rule 7 - Waiver of penalties for violation of board rules is at my sole discretion.
Rule 8 - Don't post on other boards. They aren't nearly as cool as BSS.
Rule 9 - No grumbling about the board rules.
Rule 10 - Enjoy yourselves while at BSS :-) (but see Rule 1).

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Rule 11 - From this day forward, if you sign up for that Trooper of the Day nonsense Rule 1 goes double for you.*
Rule 12 - Until further notice, BSS shall remain stuck in 2005.**

*When you participate in TotD and post here, too, [And btw, don't ever post here. -Ed.] you're inviting Ezlington to spread his cancer here. I pulled an Ezlington post this very day. Apparently Ezlington irritates all the right people in the Overlords' eyes, so the only solution as I see it is to make TotD folk as welcome as Ezlington. We can chat it up elsewhere and I won't hold the ToTD thing against you (at least not to your face, you indiscriminate loser). Just don't post here.

**My breasts feel two years perkier already.
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