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says something like 'my sister is gay which is fine... but I want to send a positive message to my kids by voting yes.'

in other words:

Auntie Irmgard is a dyke, the rest of our family has completely ostracisized her since her first GI Joe, but I'm still nice enough to send her a Christmas card every year. Marriage, my little Jason, is only for normal men and normal women, and the people like Auntie Irmgard, George Sand, Virigina Woolf and Gertrude Stein should continue to be forced at collective gunpoint into it in order to be considered normal by dull witless suburban roundheaded people like ourselves.

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