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Serious thought on aging...
One old guy says to his buddy, Ya know, the world is getting all screwed up.
Every other day, you hear about someone else getting some debilitating disease.
It's too bad you don't get a choice at which way you end up in life! What would
you rather have, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
His buddy quickly replies, Parkinson's, definitely, yep, Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of good whiskey than to forget where
you keep the friggin bottle!!"
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