I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word 'service'.Internal Revenue 'Service'U.S. Postal 'Service'Telephone 'Service'T.V. 'Service'Civil 'Service'City & County Public 'Service'Customer 'Service'This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.I hope you are as enlightened as I am.
Service with a smile!
Service with a smile! Well... the difference is, after performing the "service", the bull and the cow are both smiling!
...and that's when the violence began...A married couple touring a large dairy in Wisconsin, and the tour guide paused at the captioned picture of the dairy's prize breeding bull, whose matings sired thousands of high producing milk cows..."Imagine that!" exclaimed the wife, "thousands!"Then husband asked, "Was that all with the same cow?"...He spent a couple of weeks in the ICU...
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