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She bowed her head in prayer and thanks.

"Oh, and one more thing", the man added, "welcome back to the Democratic Party."

<As a single, large tear drops from my eye>


I've finally seen the light. I don't want to retire early anymore. I simply want to take what I've accumulated so far and hand it out to all the charity cases who deserve it so much more than I and my family do.

Please, form a line, and I'll get right to the handouts as soon as I cash out my 401k. Now-now, let's be orderly about this; surely some of you are more deserving than the others - let them in front...

- Puhhhhh-LEASE!
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