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I just smashed my car into a wall to crush some errant zombies while on my way home from the grocery store where I kicked some old ladies out of the way to grab enough water and ramen to load up my 60" thick concrete bunker so I can wait this thing out.

I cancelled my subscription to the WSJ - didn't want the post-man to lead looters to my house. I'll keep checking in to SPOPs periodically until the cell tower falls and my wifi goes out.

Nice knowing you all.


-tK
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We're not going to take you seriously until you start talking about making your own nails :)
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Posted this to the watercooler (the running team thingie on the home page). Side splitting.

Tom
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You didn't buy GMR at 40 cents yesterday? Oh dear.

Well now that we are raising cash after the crash (selling FNF) can we buy JBL now? More GMR? I know, more ES - what was wrong with that conference call? They're making exactly the right move away from Gov derived revenues.

Hovering over the buy button.
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Passed by a planter full of beautiful summer flowers yesterday and thought to myself, I hope those are edible.
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snafflekid,

I'm dying of laughter. OMG.

I will never pass by an outdoor flower seller again without thinking this.

Best, Tom
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Snaffle kid - with the sheer amount of, erm, dubious content that's been reported the past couple of days, I'd be careful what's been used to fertilize the flowers...

Vince
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