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The Inquisitioners Song (to the tune The Caissons Go Rolling Along)

Over hill over dale
They will pull out all your nails
As Torquemada goes rolling along
“Recant now, do it, do
Or we’re nowhere close to through”
As Torquemada goes rolling along
Then it’s “Break both knees”
In the field debauchery
Count out the bone breaks loud and strong
(Snap, crack, pop)
For where e’er you go, you will always know
That Torquemada goes rolling along
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Ah, but does he use The Comfy Chair??
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Where was the "spew alert" on that one!

My tea almost came out my nose.

Ishtar
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My tea almost came out my nose.
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Better that than yer ear, Dear. : Þ
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The Inquisitioners Song (to the tune The Caissons Go Rolling Along)

Over hill over dale
They will pull out all your nails
As Torquemada goes rolling along
“Recant now, do it, do
Or we’re nowhere close to through”
As Torquemada goes rolling along
Then it’s “Break both knees”
In the field debauchery
Count out the bone breaks loud and strong
(Snap, crack, pop)
For where e’er you go, you will always know
That Torquemada goes rolling along


I like this one better (to the tune of "Your Cheatin' Heart")

Your heretic's heart
Will tell on you,
Be ye Muslim, Pagan or Jew
I'll kill you dead
If you don't convert,
You heretic's heart
Will make you hurt.

Now if you don't
Answer to the Pope
You're going to die,
You worthless dope,
The One True Church
Rings its Holy Bell
Convert right now,
Or go to Hell.

When daylight comes,
You're due to roast
On a lovely stake
You'll turn toast,
Repent your sins,
You faithless bloke,
Or watch your skin
Go up in smoke.

Churchy
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Tell me who wrote it and I'll give 'em a rec.
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Tell me who wrote it and I'll give 'em a rec.

I did. Not as good as my sendup of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive", but not bad for 15 minute's work.

The Gaynor sendup contained references to the passing of large volumes of gas. I think I posted it on The Jester Board a few years ago. I'll be darned, I found it. http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=18170670&sort=username

Ah, those were the days. Whatever happened to "Titmousse"?
http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=17302439&sort=username

How they hanngin', 'Mopp?

Churchy (formerly known as Wada (among others).
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