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Things I love about being on the Short Bus....

- People think I'm "special". (So they tend to leave me alone).

- I can drink Diet Orange Slice by the two-liter bottle, and no one finds it curious.

- When my kids bother me I can say, "Leave me alone you boobs!", and we all laugh because I just said boobs. My wife somehow doesn't see the humor. She's not "special" like me.

- I can punch a guy, and if he starts to fight back, someone will say, "Hey, you can't hit that guy, he's "special"."

The more I write, the more I realize that this board is "special", just like me.

We're all a bunch of whack jobs.

One of sick mind,


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