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(Sigh) . . . and furthermore, whyyyyyyy do I always get stuck in the back of the bottom drawer with this smelly ol ' onion? And whoooo's bright idea was it to put an apple in here with his endless ethylene gas? (peeeeeuuwwwiiieee)

Besides, the rutabagas are rude to me and no one ever shares their wrapping. And on top of all of that, there's never, ever enough light in here.

Oooohhh, sometimes I really wish someone would just eat me and put me out of my misery once and for all.


Just Sign Me . . . A Whiny Wittle Veggie
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