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It is nearing 9:00 pm est. A good time to put your glass in the freezer, and while you're in there, make sure there's ice in the tray. Get out the shaker, and get the blue bottle of Sapphire ready. Make sure you have power up for the Osterizer; make sure it's plugged in this time.

Last night's simultini was splendid, I think I'll have another tonight. And maybe, after all this discussion of what is "objectionable" and "filth", we should attempt a simulgasm as well, in honor of our detractors, immediately following the simultini. Of course, before attempting the simulgasm, make sure you're partner's faucets are flowing freely...

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