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Since that eliminates "access to puteth" as the reason for keeping a woman around - as it seems he had access to it at the same rate before settling down - there must be another reason for being in a relationship besides just puteth.

Since he gained 60 (not.joking.) pounds in the year after I moved in with him, I assume Reason Number One in his case would be "access to well-cooked food".

"Putheh that doesn't care how fat you are" is Reason Number One. :P

eag<---fat-->skinny-->married-->fat again.
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