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I met this guy yesterday and we went to dinner and now I've decided I'm having his children and I want to get him something fabulous for his birthday because even though we've only had one date I'm sure I can buy his love, and for my birthday I'm going to ask him to go out of town with me, even though my birthday is less than a month away and we've had ONE date, and I'm not going to tell him I love him first or have sex with him until he lies to me to get me into the sack anyway, and even though this exact same thing happened only a few weeks ago, I know it's going to ALL be different this time, because HE is SPECIAL. I'm just SO SO SO HAPPY, and ALL of YOU are jealous of our LOVE.

And I DON'T have issues, you're all just so meen.
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