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As we near the end of HURL (please tell me this is a belated April fool's joke), may I be the first to say "goodbye" to all (well, most all) those who have contributed so much mirth and merriment to so many. I won't begin to name them because I would be certain to miss a lot, but I do have to mention the deposed king of HURL, averagjoe. Take care, y'all and stay safe.
P.S. What am I going to do with the six hours a day I will now have free? Not to mention the 26 pages of fun and laughter. LOL

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My doctor diagnosed me with paranoia yesterday. He didn't actually say that but I know he was thinking it.

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