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As we near the end of HURL (please tell me this is a belated April fool's joke), may I be the first to say "goodbye" to all (well, most all) those who have contributed so much mirth and merriment to so many. I won't begin to name them because I would be certain to miss a lot, but I do have to mention the deposed king of HURL, averagjoe. Take care, y'all and stay safe.
P.S. What am I going to do with the six hours a day I will now have free? Not to mention the 26 pages of fun and laughter. LOL

OJ Quickies
I think the first sign of trouble was when she welded the seat down.

We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble game so I just sold it as the Welsh edition.

I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.

In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"
Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One."

On gravity
The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.
Gravity is the most fundamental force in the universe. What would happen if you took it away? You’d have nothing left but gravy.

My doctor diagnosed me with paranoia yesterday. He didn't actually say that but I know he was thinking it.

Headline in today's paper:
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As we near the end

I just discovered this today—and I can't believe it!

Thanks to everyone here. It's really been a treat.

And I keep hoping "they" will change their fuzzy minds!!

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Ooops. Wrong board. But a big amen to Sheila's post.
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