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Arbitrator .........A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable ........ What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney ......... Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette ......The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize ...... What a crook sees with
Control .......... A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters . Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse .......... What an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper .....A clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes ..........What a guy in a boat does
Left Bank ..... What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty .......... How golfers create divots
Paradox ...... Two physicians
Parasites .....What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist ... Helper on the farm
Polarize .......What penguins see with
Primate .......Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief ......... What trees do in the spring
Rubberneck... What you do to relax your wife
Seamstress.... Describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish .......... What the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued ...... A guy who works on a submarine
Sudafed ....... Bringing litigation against a government official

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