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Sorry I'm late to the party, but I just saw this post and thought I'd add an item or two...

A. It's Ferengi, not Frengi.

B. You missed some of the best Rules:

33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
111. Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
112. Never have sex with the boss's sister.
113. Always have sex with the boss.

And my personal favorite:

223. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.

- Joel
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