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The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught
Sunday school every week.

One Sunday an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew
right behind her.

He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said
"Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"

"Why, yes, that would be nice", the lady responded.
Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck.
On Tuesday, he picked the lady up and took her to the finest
restaurant in that part of South Carolina .

When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested:
"Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said the fine example of southern womanhood.
"What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, the gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until
after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked:
"Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my goodness, no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday
School class if I did!"

Well, the man felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car
as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing
to lose so he ventured forth with: "Ahhh, mmmm, how would you like to
stop at this motel?"

"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn't believe his ears. He did a fast u-turn right
then and there, drove back to the motel and checked in! The next
morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible
lovemaking imaginable, the gentleman awoke first.

He looked at the lovely Dixie darlin' lying there in the bed and with
remorse thought: "What the hell have I done?"

He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing,
whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

The lady said: "The same thing I always tell them,
'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.'"
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