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From the Yahoo Board -- This is a sad state of the American way. We really like to sue for any reason, especially our faults.

Monday November 29, 6:54 pm Eastern Time

Starbucks sued over alleged crushed penis

NEW YORK, Nov 29 (Reuters) - A Canadian tourist who claims that his penis was
crushed by a faulty toilet seat at a Starbucks Corp (NasdaqNM:SBUX - news) restaurant
has sued the giant coffee retailer for $1.5 million, his attorney said on Monday.

``Our client, Edward Skwarek, was in a seated position on the toilet when he turned to
retrieve the toilet paper in back of the seat when the seat shifted causing his penis to be caught and crushed between the seat
and the bowl,' said Richard Robbins, the lawyer for Skwarek, 37, of Toronto.

The suit, filed Nov. 26 in Manhattan Supreme Court, alleges the coffee house was careless in ``allowing a defective toilet seat
to remain open ... causing a hazardous and unsafe condition ... in its public restrooms.'

Skwarek, a government financial worker, alleged that the incident took place on Aug. 20, 1999 at a Starbucks in the Chelsea
district of Manhattan where he and his wife, Sherrie, 37, dropped in for some coffee.

The suit also claims that as a result of Starbucks' carelessness, Skwarek suffered a ``crushed penis, Peyronie's disease,
retrograde ejaculation with consequent substantial reduction in sperm count, infertility, severe bruising to his penis and sexual
function impairment.'

Peyronie's disease usually causes deviation of the erect penis to one side.

Skwarek seeks $1 million in damages and his wife $500,000 because she has been ``deprived of his services.'

Alan Gulick, a spokesman at Starbucks in Seattle, where the company is based, said Starbucks does not comment on pending
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